Awesome homework excuses!

It was Isaac Newton's Birthday!

I suffered from an aneurism last night!

I just saw it on the New York Times bestsellers list, which means someone stole it!

I needed a mental health day!

I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy!

I had to much Pi and got sick!

A sudden wind blew it out of my hand and i never saw it again!

My friend fell in a lake and I jumped in to save him, unfortunately my homework drowned!

I got caught in a snowstorm and had to burn it to make fire!

My father had a nervous breakdown and cut it up to make paperdolls!

We ran out of toilet paper.....

I got a phone call from the president!

My cat ate it, then my dog ate my cat!

WHAT HOMEWORK?!?!?!?!?